dysphorism:

if we can’t joke about fucking each other then we aren’t real friends

(Source: a-little-insane)

perfectfaggot:

if i ever became president i’d probably get shot within one hour 

geethejacketslut:

do you ever type a sentence beginning with a capital letter and then go back and change it to a lower case one like ‘woah there, gotta be casual’

(Source: franksmoustache)

grffindors:

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

(Source: grffindors.com)

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